duskdog

 Dark Shadows

Mrs Johnson is still worried even with Nicky's bedeviling plans

Nicky may calm Mrs Johnson's fears by horning in

Richard III had the right idea about troublesome relatives

Julia stop calling me that darn cat my name is Tom

I wish that Jennings boy would stop Tom-catting around

Cyrus stop doing that or your face will be stuck that way

Angelique conspires with Hannah to get her death defying desire

With one enormous coffin Oh, wouldn't it be loverly

All I want is a room somewhere far away from the cold night air

Barnabas tried but the gun can't drown out Julia's bellows

Its times like this that Barnabas wishes he had a phone

Just one little hug Quentin what could it cost you

Barnabas really is Julia's bellowing that bad

Careful Quentin or Angelique will hug the life out of you

The Monster of the Month staff meeting in the Old House basement

Julia's trying not to admit that she's been two-timing Barnabas

Another vulgar hickey I've got to stop dating younger vampires

A evil ladies sandwich on light crusty titan bread

Foolishly Julia daydreams of being Josette

All doom & gloom talk on such a sunny day about Adam & Eve